Each one of these may be followed by a sigh.
"Oh to be in Paris this time of year."
"It only hurts when I laugh."
"I am stuck on bandaids brand and bandaids stuck on me."
"Her name is Matilda, and she has the most beautiful hazel green eyes."
"Could you speak up? I can't hear you. What? Huh?"
"It was a very bright light…and then poof! they were gone."
"No, my teeth are fine. Why do you ask?"
"Well, mother, the teacher said it would stop me from talking in class."
"Gee wiz doc, I don't know what you gave me, but I don't feel any pain. I don't feel anything…but how come you have two noses?"
"No, I'm only wearing this because mother cut my sideburns too short."
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Doc says it's mumps!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I am contagious.
DeleteI was thinking "Ahh! Pain pills for toothache makes me feel soooo loopy!"
ReplyDeleteI know the feeling.
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