TIN LIZZY feels dizzy

I can't decide exactly what to say about this shot so I'll put down all three that came to mind:

1. Don't eat yellow snow because you never know how old it is.
   
2. Always buy from a reputable dealer that includes side windows as a standard option.
   
3. Go west young man, go west, or at least own a snowblower that can do this to your neighbor's car.
   

To those feeling the brunt of the winter's wetness I pass along my sympathy. Notice I didn't say empathy.